A Bevy Of Ron Burgundy Quotes, As Requested.

"There was a time, a time before cable, when the local anchorman reigned supreme, when people believed everything they heard on TV.This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news.And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man than the rest.His name was Ron Burgundy.He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr, and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo."

"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..."

Ron Burgundy's Snappy Comebacks:
1. You’re a real whore. I’m gonna slap you in public.
2. You’ve got a dirty, whorish mouth…That’s what you have.
3. I’m gonna punch you in the ovaries, that’s what I’m gonna do.
4. Straight shot. Right in the babymaker.
5. You are a smelly pirate hooker!
6. You’re just a woman with a small brain. A brain a third of the size of us. It’s science.
7. I’m gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you aren’t looking. Yep, right in the back of the head.
8. What? Were you saying something? Look, I don’t speak Spanish.
9. Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?
10. If you were a man, I would punch you. I would punch you right in the face.

Ron Burgundy: Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian?
Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.

Veronica: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me. Brian: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick

Ron: [riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town] Look, the most glorious rainbow ever. Veronica: Oh, Do me on it.

Brian: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
Ron: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron: It's quite pungent.
Brian: Oh yeah.
Ron: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian: Yep.
Ron: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

"I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited."

"Unique New York, Unique New York..."

"We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner and only the ribs will be broken."
Ron: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. [Veronica turns and walks away]
Ron: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you

"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. "

"Veronica Corningstone and I had sex, and now we are in love!"

"I'm in a glass case of emotion."

"I'm Ron Burgundy?"

"It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact"

"LOUD NOISES!"

"I love...lamp."

"She... Sh... It's terrible. She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon."

Ron: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Veronica: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
Ron: No. No.
Veronica: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
Ron: Agree to disagree.

Go fuck yourself San Diego.

Ron:. Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ: It jumped up a notch.
Ron: Brick killed a guy. A trident?

Brick: Oh, I'm sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel

Baxter: Leave these people alone. They mean you no harm.
Bear: We Bears are a proud race. They must pay for their intrusion.
Baxter: On my journey I met one of your kind. His name was Katow-jo. We became friends.
Bear: Katow-jo is my cousin. Go in peace.
Baxter: I will tell tales of your compassion.
Bear: Fare thee well, Baxter. You shall always be friend of the bears."

"Como estan, beetches?"

"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call "mentally retarded."""I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation."

"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "

"I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady."

"You will eat that cat poop!"

"Champ here! I'm all about havin' fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off. Anyway, I kinda known for my catch phrase WHAMMY! As in Gene Tenace at the plate... iiittt WHAMMY! WHAMMY!"

"Stay classy, San Diego."

**Thanks Moii

wish i was taller.