Yes MOM, Guitar Hero is educational.

Things we wouldn't know without Guitar Hero:

1. You can become the #1 band in the world by simply performing covers.
2. You can play in a massive stadium after having 40 three-star performances
3. A Gibson Les Paul costs $500
4. You can frequently change the guitarists in your band including changing them to Tom Morello or Slash.
5. Your singer can sound like anyone at all, Anthony Keidis, Stevie Ray Vaughn etc.
6. No matter what guitar you own, they all sound exactly the same on any given song.
7. The neck of your guitar is about a mile long.
8. Guitar has a scale of five notes
9. So does bass
10. "Whammy" is a verb.
11. Every time you slip up, you make the same bad harmonic.
12. Fans all look the same.
13. You don't write songs, you buy them.
14. You can buy finishes for your guitar
15. If your performance is going badly, just tip up the neck of your guitar and flames will come out of your fingers and your fans will scream louder.
16. Guitars don't have straps
17. You can break your opponent's string in a guitar battle.
18. Your guitarist can decide to play bass on any given song and vice versa.
19. You can get to the top by playing a Slipknot song promptly after a Santana song.
20. Just in case, you can rock your way out of prison.
21. Hammer-ons only work when your guitar says so.
22. Satan can play guitar
23. Slash just happens to be in YOUR prison, and Tom Morello just happens to be at your venue.
24. Your musical style can completely change and nobody will notice.
25. Oh by the way, Your singer can rap too.
26. Your guitar can do fine while your fingers are on fire.
27. Guitars don't have cables.
28. Your drummer and bassist somehow never seem to screw up.
29. Every venue is full, always.
30. Your guitar never needs tuning, ever.

**Thanks Matt

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